“The tree of nonsense is watered with error, and from its branches swing the pumpkins of error” (@Harkaway, “The Gone-Away World”) #

Dear holiday tourists: thank you for coming to our fair city. Now please stop clogging my hangouts. Some of us are trying to drink. #

I just unlocked the “Newbie” badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/7nchOG #

I just unlocked the “Brooklyn 4 Life” badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/62144k #
Octopuses carry coconut shells for use in protection or deception. Coleoidea mobile homes! http://bit.ly/5CTwUy #
Yikes. My foursquare heatmap reveals me to be a serious creature of habit. http://bit.ly/92fVmm Cool user-built mashup, though. #
Great post & video from @ojchiang on Hollywood’s $30 million “Panic Attack”: [...]

I just ousted @tkoed as the mayor of Smoke Joint on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/1tAApH #

I just ousted @zacksinkler as the mayor of Ennju on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/13AS5D #
Did you know Andy Richter did the voice of Ezio in Assassin’s Creed II? http://tinyurl.com/yb6rjxz (via @thefeed) #

Attention musicians, producers, record companies: If you don’t put the artist/album name on a CD, it’s not artsy. It’s obnoxious. #
I mention it because I ditched my jewel boxes years ago, and now am going through binders trying to rip everything. Tedious. #
New review: Widmer Brothers Cherry Oak Doppelbock http://bit.ly/4IIafd #beer #

I keep looking at the world and imagining that I’m viewing it through V.A.T.S. I should take a little time off from the Xbox, I think. #
@matthewherper I don’t think the Doctor and the Dark Night would get along. Now, if they were fighting, that’d be something… #
Panama canal webcam is kinda amazing – [...]

My Brooklyn bound Q train stuck on bridge until further notice. If you’re planning to take B,D,F or Q home, forget it. #
Things you don’t want to hear from your subway driver: “Our estimated wait time is unknown.” #
Make that B, D, N, Q and R trains that are out. It’s a broken rail at [...]

I just ousted Michael D. as the mayor of Smoke Joint on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/1tAApH #