There should be a site that lets me sell shares in the future earnings of my intellectual property, like Bowie Bonds. Get on it, interwebs. #
@lapresmidi I smell a grocery trip in an intern’s near future #
Unified theory of Superman’s powers posits his ability is to alter the inertial mass of objects around him. http://bit.ly/3xfvwK [...]
Rainy autumn sundays are best spent in a warm bed or a warm pub. Guess which I’m electing for? http://twitpic.com/jdq72 #
@tunkuv I like the way you think! #
@fromedome I’m in a bar and we’ve been watching those guys go by for an hour! I’m betting improv everywhere. #
@noranshinnawy Victory Storm King Stout, tapped from the [...]
I dig the new track from @itsDanBull responding to Lilly Allen’s panic over filesharing http://bit.ly/Z0zeL #
@tkontzer Thanks, man. Glad to see you doing so well too! #
Just saw The Informant. Great flick, amazing true story, but the best thing is the surprising, awesome cast. #
@jpickwick Clearly, this is a work of fantastic fiction. #
I just unlocked the “Super User” badge on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/17CnR2 #
NASA set to announce evidence of water on the moon http://bit.ly/3ilZN #
Cool twitter street art on the corner of 14th & 5th, from @c_bot and @marjorieprvl http://bit.ly/17dQoX #
@MarjoriePrvl I work on that corner, it was nice to see during my coffee break. keep it up! #
@c_bot i work right there, it was nice to see [...]
I typed “idont” in a text message on my iPhone, and it suggested I meant to type “odontoceti.” Toothed Whale Fail. #
I judge success of a conference by how well they feed the media. #cgi09 is a C for meals, brought up to B+ by plentiful pastries. #
I’m at the Clinton Global Initiative conference in midtown. Lots of security, bureaucracy, and cookies #
The confusion caused by trying to check into a meeting room is alarming. If this is so complicated, how will they handle saving the world? #
Anybody have a question they want to ask the President of Iceland? #
@ElisabethEaves I asked [...]
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@EricArnold Flight of the Conchord’s Jemaine Clement! He’s funny, from NZ, and does a great American accent #
Time to dust off the DS for the first time in months: just got Bowser’s Inside Story & ordered Scribblenauts, new Professor Layton. w00t! #
Twitching in anticipation to see The Nightman Cometh Live tonight, starring @Danny_DeVito @Glenn_Howerton @TheCharlieDay [...]
I just unlocked the “Crunked” badge on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/9svaH #
Foam falling from sky 14th/5th. There’s lots of it, and it’s been going on a long time http://twitpic.com/hbkhz #
Who washes a roof in the rain? RT @rebecca_ruiz: Mystery solved. Rooftop is being cleaned and suds got out of control, per cleaning crew. #
@matthewherper soapocalypse? #
Scientists levitate [...]